S is for Spring, or is that Snow?

Most of the time, I adore living in Colorado.  Maybe not so much today:

This is my front flower garden in the process of getting flattened by a predicted five to eight inches of snow.  Mother Nature, did you LOOK at the calendar?  We are in for a rough couple of days, as most of the trees are fully leafed out, and this is heavy and wet.  There will probably be a lot of downed branches and broken trees.  I will be running out to shake my young ones often, but that is no help for the mature cottonwoods that this town is full of.  Sigh.

OK, enough grousing, on to something that is at least mildly amusing:

Who are we to laugh and point fingers at someone’s doll collection, but we did.  We are sure she thought they were all just the prettiest things ever, but as a group, they rather gave us a toothache.  I always feel bad for orphan dolls like this, as you know they are never going to find a new home.  Poor dears.  Of course, we didn’t feel bad enough to bring them home; we are not that crazy.

Here is another dolly find:

Actually, these were cute in a ’70s sort of way.  I am not sure why we felt the need to photograph them on that horrendous fabric.  It’s a used car salesman suit in the making, if ever I saw one.  If those little straw dollies weren’t confined to the plastic bag, they would have been running away shrieking in terror.  Now I feel sorry for them, too.

I can’t remember if we saw this at the same sale or not, but it sure fits:

Someone’s very own version of a big eyes painting.  Looking at it, it was fairly well done (if you can stand that sort of thing), but it would bother me hanging on the wall.  I would always be wondering if that pair of orphans had found their very own Daddy Warbucks, or if they were still out on their own somewhere.  At least, I am quite sure we didn’t leave a masterpiece hanging around waiting to make its debut on Antiques Roadshow!

We saw this at yet another garage sale (You can tell we found a whole bunch of sales last week; I think this week is out of the question!):

Is this about as cute as it comes?  We have seen these Shriners’ cars before and still have a mad desire to take one for a test drive.  This one wasn’t for sale, and I am sure that it still brings joy to a whole lot of kids!  It sure made us smile!  I admire the quality of the workmanship on these.  I am positive they are a labor of love for any Shriner who owns one.

Well, you can’t win them all, and we have a loser right here:

Deb pointed out that the purse in the upper right corner would be a fitting companion to last week’s doggy needlepoint (scroll to last week’s post to see it, if you really feel you must).  We are hoping that she didn’t own the perfect outfit for this bag, as that would have been pretty hard to swallow, too.  We like purses, and none of these were fit to drag home.  We didn’t buy much of anything at garage sales last week, but it was in the mid 70s and the sun was shining, the birds were singing … Oh, I digress.  Blasted snow.

This caught our eye:

We couldn’t decide if this was us HAVING a garage sale, or if this was our favorite type of garage sale to GO to.  Either way, it looked like fun.  Slap in a few more linens, and a vintage Barbie or two, and we would be in hog heaven.  We really were planning to have a garage sale this Friday and Saturday, so I guess we should take the blame for the snow, but it couldn’t be all us, could it?

I know this flower picture was at the same sale as Ol’ Big Eyes:

The flowers were all carefully cut out of paper and applied to the background.  Now this took a little talent, and the pic is cute.  We probably would have turned this into a card instead of something to hang on the wall, as there is less guilt involved in shoving it in a drawer, than getting rid of it at a garage sale.  After all, someone worked pretty hard.

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Long pause.  I just had to go out and shake all the trees and loosen my brand-new canvas gazebo top before the snow broke it down like it just did my sun sail.  Just snapped the hook holding it to the house (Broke the weld, mind you!) so the shade is safe, but a quick look at the gazebo top showed some peril there, too.

For heaven’s sake, I was thinking we needed to save this for Christmas:

They may be more appropriate than we think!  These made us chortle, but all in all, could be worse.

This was worse:

Why didn’t you EAT the chocolate, or share it with someone?  Giving it to Goodwill and having it end up in the 99¢ bins is wrong on so many levels.  Waste of good chocolate, or any chocolate for that matter, and as far as Goodwill chocolate … ew!

If you are reading this Friday morning, there is still time to get in on last week’s bird card drawing, just hop over to last week’s post, and comment, or like it on Facebook.  The drawing will be at 8:30pm on May 19th.  Thanks for putting up with my snow rant!  Hope it is spring where you are.

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M is for the Many Things Goodwill Gives Us

That’s right, this is another Goodwill bin post.  Even with garage sales, we just can’t stay away.

First, though, we have a giveaway.  Kathy found several packs of these Arm & Hammer bird cards that were premiums.  I love the set’s title—Useful Birds of America:

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The cards measure 3 × 2.75 inches and there are 15 different birds; for some reason, this set has a duplicate Downy Woodpecker card.  According to sellers on Etsy, the cards are from the 1930s.  You know us, we are suckers for paper ephemera, and we hope some of you are, too.  To enter the drawing, like this post or leave a comment.  You can also like this post’s FB link or comment there.  The drawing will be held 5/19/17 at 8:30 pm MDT.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled post.

Elvis is in the house, the big house:

Elvis is in the house

This caught our eye when we walked into bin heaven a couple of weeks ago.  It’s a huge piece of fabric.  We’re not sure what mere mortals would do with it, but I’m sure a real Elvis fan could make a bedspread out of it.

I’m not even sure what kind of flower this is supposed to be:

What flower is this?

By the shape of the flower, but not the leaves, it looks like a pink daffodil.  The nub behind the open flower either looks like an unopened poppy, or a tulip minus the petals.  The leaves look kind of like tulip leaves, but that is a piss-poor rendition of a tulip.  It kind of looks like an apple blossom, but the leaves are all wrong.  Quite frankly, this is a mess despite the label on the back.  I can’t remember if it was Lefton, or another major maker, but they should be ashamed!  Calling this a decorative piece is awfully misleading, and 50¢ is reaching.

OMG, this was never good:

Ugly belt

Thank goodness those wide plastic belts were only popular for about ten minutes in the 1980s.  This might be one of the ugliest examples I have ever seen.

Well, what a way to welcome in the New Year:

New Years noisemakers

The one on the left makes my blood run cold.  Why would you ever want to spend New Year’s Eve with a, gasp, clown?  Even a vintage clown is still a bad clown.  Brrrr.

This made me laugh:

Deb's sandals

I like this sandal, so it’s a good thing that the brand is deb.  The bad thing about finding a nice shoe in the bins is that you rarely can find its mate.  We have spent many fruitless mornings searching through giant bins looking for a shoe or sock (we have found a single SmartWool sock more than once).

How long has this crewel bear been hanging around someone’s house?

Crewel bear

It’s actually kind of cute in a saccharine way, but it would work in a baby’s room.  We found the bear first, and then the frame with the next pass through the bin.

I know that one of my bad-craft books has this pattern:

Straight out of one of our craft books   

Holy 1960s craft woman!  Why, oh why, would you ever make this?  Again, you could probably inflict it on a small child, but there will be a price to pay later in therapy.  If that’s your plan, go for broke and make a matching clown.

Wishing all you moms a wonderful Mother’s Day.  Hope your family showers you with all the love and pampering that can be worked into a day, or a year.

 

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Yee Haw Antiquing

My dear Hubby and I are just about as avid garage salers as Deb and I together are, so he has been delighted that the weather has cooperated with sales for the last few weeks.  Unfortunately, that came to a screeching halt this past weekend, as we woke up Saturday morning to snow.  Sigh.  What is a person to do?  Why, hit up a local estate sale, and then head up to Cheyenne, WY  for another one.  Both the estate sales were just so-so, but we spotted a small antique mall on the way to lunch, and decided to check it out.  Oh, we had such a good time.  We ended up buying one small postcard for 50 cents, but it was blog fodder heaven, so I have some fun photos for you.  Some good, some bad, but all amusing.

I found these charming plastic canisters in the basement area:

How can you not have a smile on your face when you stumble into the kitchen in the morning and are greeted by this great red and white color scheme?  They were in terrific shape for their age.  There was a nifty redone Coke cooler nearby that would complement them very well.

In the same spot, I was drawn to this apron:

Holy moly, I have seen polished chintz before, but this one looks like they applied Turtle Wax to get that sheen.  I am sure it came straight from the factory looking like this, and I know it was never washed, because with enough cleanings that shiny finish disappears.  I resisted buying this for Deb, as she was complaining the other day that she had enough aprons to cover a huge flock of maids for days on end.  Plus it was $10.00, and I am cheap.

I’m still thinking about Deb, and this piece reminds of a couple that she has at home, but a little more daring:

Her clothes are all actual bits of lace and ribbon applied to what is essentially a paper doll.  Then the whole thing is placed on a background and framed.  We see these now and then, but most of them look like these:

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So this was a little unusual.  It would be the perfect boudoir item, or great for that pink bathroom!

Now, we start to get a little weirder.  Couldn’t resist taking a shot of this, as I already have one of these tie kits:

I really am not sure why this is authentic tie fabric.  Do they make knock-off tie fabric?  Or maybe fake tie fabric?  These kits included a pattern, the lining, and the fabric.  Everything you needed to wow your man on Father’s Day.  I am sure there is a guy somewhere who was so thankful that she couldn’t be bothered to follow through on the project.  If you want to see my kit, it made the blog quite a while ago.  Click here.

This looked like a medieval torture device:

We assumed it was an exercise bike, but now that I look closer, I am wondering what the motor was for?  Maybe it was a generator and you had to pedal hard to get your TV to work.  “Ma, pedal faster, it’s the bottom of the ninth, 2 two out and bases loaded, don’t stop now!”  At least it had a nice generous seat, so if all else failed you could push it up to the dining table and be comfy.

I really don’t know what to make of this next thing:

I am sure it was made as a gag gift, but they really had to stretch with a 38 FEET yacht.  I think they still could have gotten away with foot, but all in all, it was probably not the hit of the Over the Hill Birthday Party.  Then again, someone kept it long enough for it to show up here, so maybe it was.  Of course, it was obviously kept safe in that box, so it could go either way.

I had no idea they made this game:

It seems like it would be a pretty big flop, unless someone really DID have some ESP.  Otherwise it would have been one long day of: “Is this your card?” “No”, “Is this your card?”, “No” …  I am pretty sure the kids would have tired of that one really quickly and been under your feet in the kitchen in a flash asking for cookies.  Bet you saw that one coming!

There is nothing inherently wrong with this, I just got a kick out of the title of it:

I will give them that the paper was sort of plastic coated (not very from what I could see, but a little) but there was no chrome about it.  I am thinking they wanted it to sound as modern as possible, so what could be better than plastic and chrome?  This would be really funny wrapping around one of those plaid thermos sets from the same time period.  You would be hard pressed to tell where the paper left off and the gift started.

This was not at the Antique Mall, but it was so bad that it needed to be shamed:

This is definitely a “No, no, BAD dog!”  There are no redeeming qualities to this.  Nothing, zip, nada.  Bad use of yarn, colors and time.  And yet someone felt the need to actually sit down and stitch this.  I am going to hope for someone who was hopelessly color-blind and bored beyond all belief.  The time could have been spent so much more wisely cleaning the bathroom or staring at the ceiling.

OK, sorry about that; now I need to end up on a high note!  I spotted this next item in someone’s photo stream on Flickr.  This has us written all over it.  We would have been smitten beyond belief, and it would have been terrible:

Me, because this is completely NOT my style, and my hubby would hate it, and Deb, because she has no room in her house.  Although she might have been tempted to throw out her hubby’s favorite chair to make room for this.  [Deb here: I would throw out a chair for this piece, although, BH isn’t so sure!].  To top it all off, the person who took the photo was making a doll-size version of this.  Check out their blog!  I am glad they don’t live closer to me, as I might feel the need to go over there and rob them blind of their cool dolly stuff.

Hope you enjoyed my little trip to the Cowboy State.  Tune in next week for more craziness, and don’t forget to check out Facebook for more fun stuff.

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We’ll Take April Showers, Please!

“Snow in April is abominable,” said Anne. “Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Ingleside

Boy, am I glad that I didn’t give into the natural optimism of gardeners and plant my veggie garden.  It’s been pretty dang warm here in Colorado; while I was in Florida a couple of weeks ago, the temperature difference between the two states was about 5ºF.  This weekend we’re expecting a low of 23ºF with a better than average chance of snow.  That’s springtime weather around here; wildly varying temperatures with any kind of precipitation possible.  I have to admit to covering my fernleaf peony because it has four huge buds on it and I want to see one of them open.

On the other hand, we’ve been having overall fantastic luck with estate sales.  This post features items from an estate sale run by a local group of women; they do it for charity.  It’s a nice way to do a good deed with all the paraphernalia of a home.  We weren’t too wild about them at first because their prices were ridiculous.  I know it’s for charity, but I would rather make a donation than overpay for an item.  Lately, they seem to have seen the light and are now selling like crazy because the prices are what you expect to see at an estate sale.

I have the craziest collection of ceramic Spaghetti Poodles:

Spaghetti Mouse planter

I think they’re fun and so 1950s.  I have never seen a Spaghetti Mouse before this one.  I’m not sure the little mouse has the kitschy cachet that poodles have, but I’m sure this did float someone’s boat.  Those roses on its forehead are pretty darn funny.  Many of my poodles have flowers on their foreheads too, for no apparent reason.  For $2 you can afford to have fun with this little planter.  It’s probably from the late 1950s or somewhere in the ’60s.

I would have loved this outfit as a child:

Embroidered Asian top and pants

It’s silk with lots of nice embroidery and appliqué on the front.  While it would have been fun to play dress-up with these, I’m pretty sure Mom wouldn’t have let me wear them.  She was death on hand-washing anything!  The first trip through our old Kenmore washer would have turned the beautiful silk into lovely rags.

The sign below this piece of linen indicates that it’s from Bulgaria:

Bulgarian Embroidered Linen

It is very handsome with a great geometric design and I don’t think the price is out of line.  We each have so many linens, that when we bring them home they’re either spectacular, or more in the nature of a rescue.  This piece didn’t fit either category for us.  I did a little research about Bulgaria’s embroidery history; if you’re interested in a short article, here’s a link.

For the milk glass fans:

Milk glass

This lady had a rather nice collection.  Thankfully, neither of us has succumbed to the allure of white glass.  It’s kind of shocking since we collect almost everything else!

Nananana-Nananana-Nananana-Nananana Bat Troll:

Bat Troll

This made us laugh!  There was a whole cabinet full of dolls, and this is what caught our eyes.  I had a big birthday this week and B.H. asked what I wanted to do.  I answered, “Lego Batman!”.  I may be old, but I’m not ready to be a grown-up.

We see lots of strange things on our rambles:

embroidered color wheel

I don’t believe we’ve ever noticed an embroidered color wheel before.  I can’t even fathom the reason for making one.  I still have my paper one from a long ago, far away art class.  How do you wear them out?  The other odd thing about this room was the astounding number of quilt blocks that were never assembled into quilts.  We decided that she liked making the individual blocks, but was somehow prevented from taking the next step and actually using said blocks.

I actually regretted not having a doll house when I saw this one:

Adorable doll house

So cute, so cheerful; I want to live in that house!  I know they are big and expensive, but just for a minute, this doll house made me wish that I had room for one.

Well, thanks for dropping by to see what we’ve been up to.  I’m not sure what we have planned for the future, but you KNOW it will be weird and wonderful.

 

 

 

 

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The Roses’ Top 10 Garage Sale Tips

You betcha, we know how to have a garage sale.  Both of us have been attending and having them since we were knee-high to a grasshopper, so we have some tips for all you first timers, or maybe you are old hands that just need a reminder.  Lots of these tips fall into the “drive us crazy” category, so let’s just say pretty much all of your attendees wish you would do these things.

10.  Pick a time.  Depending on your location and the weather, you can sometimes really clean up by having a sale just slightly off-season.  Choose really early or late in the season when there are not a lot of sales to choose from.  Sometimes us salers are so desperate, we will try anything.  This also works well if you have an indoor warm place to have the sale.  Just make sure you don’t have it on a weekend when there are a lot of neighborhood sales.  We once made the mistake of trying to have one on the weekend of one of the largest HOA sales in town.  It was dead all day.  Yes, you are going to have to haul yourself out of bed.  Starting a sale at 11 is much too late.  Lots of folks are wrapping it up and heading for lunch by then—8 am is a great time.  Still pretty cool out, but be aware, if you are having to put out all your stuff, it takes way longer than you think.  Start early!


9.  Let’s get ready for a sale.  Gather all that stuff gathering dust in your basement, attic, etc.  Bet you have a whole lot of it, too.  While it is tempting to just toss those boxes of loot out on the driveway and let folks dig, you will sell a whole lot more if you try to display as much as possible.  Beg, borrow, or steal tables, find some tarps, or use those boxes wisely.  Set books and movies on their sides so the titles can be read.  Sort clothes by sexes and sizes.  If you have time, sort out kitchen, garage, crafts, whatever categories you have.  The woman digging through your yarn is probably not going to buy that pipe wrench.

     

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8.  Time to price:

Yep, I know it is a pain, but price everything.  If you don’t have the time to make a tag for it all, put it on tables, and say everything here is a dollar, or whatever.  Take it from a long-time garage saler, we get tired of asking.  You might have a wonderful item for just a dollar, that might get snatched up, but if there is no tag, a lot of folks assume it is high and just don’t bother.  Plus, when you get busy (and you hope you do) you won’t have time to follow every customer around and tell them those prices.  If you have more than one person selling, consider different color tags, or initials to tell things apart.  Keep your eyes open if you’re planning a sale; sometimes you can find pricing stickers CHEAP online, at thrift stores, or at other garage sales.

7.  While pricing, remember, this is a garage sale and price accordingly. I don’t mean you have to give it away, but pricing things at half of retail means most of that junk is going back into the garage that you just found room in.  Do you want to get rid of it?

Make it worth someone’s while to drag it home.  If you have a few better things, fine, just don’t make the mistake of thinking someone wants that used blouse for $5.00.  Make it a quarter and be free of it.  Heck, if you really want something gone, have a big old free box.  It is a rare free item that doesn’t go away.  I’ve seen some folks say everything is free after a certain late afternoon time.  This works wonders, and saves a trip to the thrift store with the left overs.

6.  Go get change, lots of it.  The first 10 people are pretty much guaranteed to show up with twenties, ’cause that is what they just got out of the ATM.  You need lots of ones and fives and plenty of quarters.

If you price everything in 25 cent increments, you don’t need other coins.  You will have plenty of change as the day wears on, but you don’t want to miss those early sales because they want something for a dollar, and you have no way to change a twenty.

5.  This is something I like to do: wear your money.

Instead of being tied to a table, get yourself a fanny pack, or even a nail apron (They have them cheap at Home Depot and we love this apron from Zazzle.)  That way, you don’t have to spend any time worrying about who is minding the cash box, and you can go find a warm spot to stand in, if the weather is chilly in the morning!  You can still have a table, if you have a multi-person sale, to write down who sold what.  It’s more fun with a friend anyway.

4.  Head to the store and get some bright-colored poster board.  Make signs.

Not even close

Make as many signs as it takes to get from a main street to your humble sale.  A good tip is to make them all the same bright color.  It is easy to follow the orange signs right to you.  Write big and dark. Don’t add a lot of info, just Sale, the address, and an arrow.  Don’t bother with times.  I, and a lot of salers, feel that if the sign is up, you had better be open.  When we are driving, we don’t have time to read the fine print.  Do check with your community and make sure it is OK to post signs.  In some areas, it is illegal to put them on posts, so use a cardboard box with a rock in it to make free-standing signs, or if you know a Realtor, ask if you can borrow some of their open house signs and tape your sign on them.  Just be sure to return them clean.

3.  Pick a good location for your sale.

If you live on a busy street with no parking, consider asking a friend with a better location if you can use their driveway.  Unless you are having a mega sale, a lot of people won’t walk a block to get to you.  One exception is if your neighborhood is having a sale.  Check with your HOA and see if you have a yearly one.  You can get a whole lot more folks stopping by, and this works great if you don’t have a ton of stuff to sell.  You can also go in with your neighbors and have a mini neighborhood sale.  You might also want to check and make sure your HOA allows garage sales on other weekends.  Some are really picky about them.

2.  Don’t forget to advertise.


Most folks use Craigslist these days to advertise their sales.  Your community might also have other garage sale lists.  Google and see.  Most local papers will run ads, but they cost quite a bit.  Why waste your hard-earned money on a newspaper ad when you can spend it on a margarita instead?  Make sure when you put in your ad, you list the day, date, time to start and end, any interesting items and most importantly your address!  I can’t tell you the number of times I see a great sounding sale with no addy.  If you can include a few photos in the ad, do so, as it sparks interest in your items.  Also, take the time to map it on any sites that let you.  When there are a lot of sales, those with maps take precedence for me.  As an aside, you are having a HUGE sale, not a Hugh one.  Hugh (Grant) is an actor, and not very large.

1. Most importantly, have a sense of humor.

It is not life or death, it is just a sale.  Something will probably go wrong, and you will be hot/cold or tired, or cranky.  Have plenty of coffee, eat breakfast, and keep a smile on your face.  Make sure you get enough sleep the night before!  Some dealers are jerks; don’t let them get to you.  Feel free to haggle, and it is OK to even say no to an offer that is just silly.  Ask them to come back at the end of the day, and see if that item is still here.  Lots will up the ante and you get what you need.

Hope these tips help you out.  If your garage sale goes really well, please share it with us.  If you have any tips of your own, please leave them in the comments section.

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That’s the Way the Bunnies Shop

Oh my, it sure is beautiful here in sunny Colorado.  My trees are in bloom, even the red bud, the flowering shrubs are blooming, and the air smells so sweet.  My tulips are up and open, blooming next to the daffodils.  The best part is that there are no snowstorms on the horizon, which is what usually happens when everything is in bloom at once.  You have one beautiful day, and then everything is frozen.  The worst thing that has happened is the 40 mph wind that is blowing crab apple blossoms right off the trees as they open.

Since it’s the rejuvenation season, let’s have a look at our Easter finds.

Did your mom, or do you make an Easter cake?

Bunny cake pan

I’m not quite sure why there is so little frosting.  Seems like the baker could decorate on top of a white coconut-covered frosting!  My mom used to bake a bunny cake with coconut for the fur and jelly beans for the eyes, nose, and teeth and whiskers made from black licorice (the only yucky part of the cake).

We just went to a moving sale:

They loved EasterLooks like either they had so many Easter decorations they decided to part with some, or maybe they’re starting over with the move.  Any hoo, this accumulation puts my Easter decorating to shame.  None of it was awful, we just didn’t feel like dragging any of it home.

I saw this wreath at ARC:

Easter wreath

It looked pretty cheap. being all plastic ribbons and decorations.  I think if someone made this out of pink fabric strips, pink ribbon, or even pink pom-poms and decorated it with better eggs, it could be fun.  There are the seeds of an idea here, but the finished wreath doesn’t work for me.

Kathy titled this picture, “Ewe’s fat”:

Ewes Fat

and I have to agree.  Those are some fluffy bunnies.  I think that they’re resin, but their fur looks like it was applied with a decorative frosting nozzle.  Bunny fur is so soft and silky; this fur looks wet and clumpy.  I also think that they missed the boat on the ribbon color.  Given those colors, mauvey pink and country blue,  I’m guessing these were made in the 1980s or ’90s.  Seems like mint green and yellow are more Eastery; failing that, make the pink and blue colors brighter.  I suppose if I wanted these for my yard, I could always paint the ribbon and polyurethane the bodies.

I have the same complaint about this bunny as the wreath:

Pink N Plastic

Pink plastic is the cheapest way for a manufacturer to go.  He is cute, but how much more adorable and cuddly would he be if he were furry?  Who wants to snuggle with glittery Styrofoam-looking plastic?

I sure hope the maker of this bowl doesn’t think it’s decorative:

Easter bowl

Every year we seem to find a deranged bunny and here’s this year’s version.  I can’t quite put my finger on it—is it his expression, those mascara-darkened whiskers, or the eyes?  Wouldn’t you hate to be spooning your way to the bottom of the sweet potatoes and come face to face with this?  Might give Granny a heart attack!

I saved the cutest thing for last:

Cute Bunny Family

I like everything about these bunnies.  They’re minimalist in design, their shapes are pleasing, and they make me smile.  I probably should have bought them because I only have this bunny to decorate my table:

Cute Bunny Family

I tried to dye Easter eggs with some silk ties with middling success.  The egg behind the doll is an ostrich egg I bought for some crazy reason at a thrift store.

Happy Easter, everyone.  I’m sad to say that the Washington Post isn’t doing their Peep Diorama contest any more.  This makes us sad; we looked forward to the energy and artistry people put into their creations.  Plus, what else are Peeps good for?

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Signs of Spring

It’s happening!!!  Yes, Spring is creeping around the corner.  We had a dusting of snow this week just to prove it!  Well, that is Colorado in the Spring; it always snows on my daffodils.  Never fear, though, they are still holding up their cheerful yellow heads.  We have also noticed an uptick in garage sales, and we hope to be in full swing again before too long.  We also found a couple of signs of Spring in our digging the last couple of weeks.  Take a look!

It was opening day around the country this week, and we have just the bag for it:

I am thinking you are going to have to be a die-hard fan to carry a bag that ugly.  I think it gets worse when the bag is stuffed with the extra junk that we all are guilty of cramming into our purses.  Then you just have a lumpy baseball.  The whole idea had potential, but I am afraid they “dropped the ball”.

If this dress doesn’t make you think Spring, I don’t know what will:

We are happy to announce that this was a homemade job, so someone had to have been wildly creative to put all that color together.  I know it is a product of its time, but can you imagine a whole roomful of teens rocking this look?  Just makes my brain hurt to think of it.  I totally lived through all that, but we were pretty fashion backward in my home town.  Maybe that was a good thing.

On a road I have to go down most every day, just off to the side, there is an osprey nest:

My family and I  have watched these birds for years.  The same pair comes back every year and raises two or three chicks, weather willing.  They are a proud and majestic bird, and a sure sign of Spring for us.  This is none of those things:

What the heck?  A fur-covered eagle?  We were a trifle concerned about his neck muscles and his beak has taken off for parts unknown as well.  I guess we should be thankful that some idiot didn’t feel the need to cover it in real eagle feathers, but I am thinking that skipping the whole project would have been a much nicer tribute to the symbol of our country.

On the other hand, this furry whatsit tickled our funny bones no end:

He seems to have paws, and maybe feet, not much in the way of a tail.  There is plenty of head and neck to go around, a hint of ears, and tiny eyes.  We still don’t know what it is.  If we saw it scurrying around our kitchen, we would probably be screeching like a banshee and chasing it with a broom.  But, as a stuffed whatever, it is pretty darn giggle worthy.  It was quite the effort to pull it out of a bin, and when I did get it out, it seemed like something from the Fantastic Beasts movie had wiggled into the corner of a box, just lying in wait for some unwitting soul to set it free.

We adored this sign:

Seems reasonable to us.  Actually, if you spend a couple of hours hefting cr*p from one bin to another in the back of Goodwill, you really do get a workout.  Took us a couple of times to figure out why our shoulders hurt.  We probably need matching T-shirts with this on it, so we can justify heading to lunch every time we do that.  Oh heck, who are we kidding?  Who needs an excuse for lunch?

You remember how we talk about rescuing doilies all the time?  We were too late:

These were kidnapped, bound to a jacket and spray painted with gold paint.  They would have been so much better just left tucked into a drawer.  I know they tried, and I suppose it was a noble effort, but it depressed even them, as they chucked it right into the donation bin ASAP.

Deb found these unfinished aprons:

I rather like the fabric, and it seems too bad they were never finished.  I don’t usually feel the need to don an apron while heating up a can of soup.  I am hoping they were just encouraging you to let those creative juices flow and make a green bean casserole.

This last item really worried us:

It’s a bag of assorted body parts, as best we can tell. There was at least one ear, a nose, a mustache, a mask and a few other unidentifiable things.  Either Picasso lost all of his models for his latest still life, or someone had better call in CSI.  We sometimes play games trying to decide how items come to be where they are.  Go ahead; come up with one for this!

Here’s to Spring in all its many forms, and we hope it is heading your way, or already on your doorstep.  We will have some “hare” raising adventures next week with our Easter post, so stay tuned.

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