We have a winner as chosen by B.H. (Beloved Husband) who is also our editor. We let him have some fun from time to time.
Here is the picture:

And here are the entries. They were all good and made us both laugh, so thank you for that! It was a close race between first and second place:
Dapper Dan is my name and fancy is my game 🙂
Whats for dinner?
“Smoke or Drink, Who can tell? I have no home, so tip me well.”
Sometimes you just have to choose necessity over dignity
Will work for Moonshine!
It’s not you; it’s me…
“Brother, can you spare a dime?”
Well, since my wife Ethel Mertz kicked me out, I’m looking for a new place to live & something to eat!
I happily accept tips, especially those you can fold.
And the winners:
First Place: What’s for dinner? D
Second Place: Sometimes you just have to choose necessity over dignity Colleen
Thanks to all of our contestants. D and Colleen, if you email me I will send pictures of the prizes and you can chose what you want.