It’s that time of year, when lovers everywhere lose every ounce of taste they once possessed, and scour the world for the worst Valentine’s Day gift on the planet! We have been just a bit “off” of our schedule this year, so mercifully, this post is short and sweet, the best treat for our Valentines.
As always, the monkey of anyone’s dream (nightmare?) has made a yearly appearance:
Really, save those dollars for chocolate, and just give her this pretty card:
It’s hard to see through the plastic, but it was made of daintily cut paper, and hey, it was only $.69. You could have enough left over for a romantic picnic for two, and still stay within your budget.
Much better than the person who decided this flocked greeting was appropriate to the day:
Of course, ALL of the above are easy winners compared to this:
OK, I’m back, that last one almost did me in. I can’t even conceive of a snide comment that is worthy of that bear!
We did notice this pair of items. This is good for your one-stop shopping. A His and Hers Valentine, sure to please:
Honest, we didn’t set that up. Wouldn’t it be romantic if he wrote “I Love You” in fertilizer across the lawn? However, you might need to get on the roof in a couple of months to appreciate the sentiment.
To end our post, we want to make a suggestion for all those hard up for a gift. Skip the monkeys, bears, weird alien pink things, and flocking to spring for one of these:
At least a pretty Valentine hanky will always come in handy. Deb bought this whole bundle for $2.99, and if she hadn’t seen it first, I would have had it in my hot little hand. For those of you wondering who Shirley is, well, we don’t know anyone named Shirley, and we obviously have her hanky. So, as a bonus, the first person named Shirley, who emails us, will receive their very own hanky back!! Hope your sweetie gets it right for Valentine’s Day, and if not, buy your own chocolate.