The Christmas season is upon us, ready or not! We have seen tons of holiday horrors related to this celebration of religious beliefs, winter solstice, commercialism, family ties, or whatever you celebrate at this time of the year. Hopefully, we can group them into a weekly post, right up to Christmas.
Let’s start out with Santa and all of his minions. First up is a family portrait:
I like to call this bad boy “Captain Morgan” Santa. I understand why he is putting a little rum into his eggnog; take a look at Mrs. Santa for a fuller explanation–nuff said.
Next up: Who’s got a beard that’s long and white? Santa’s got a beard that’s long and white. Who wears boots and a suit of red? Santa wears boots and a suit of red!
This next Santa is an example of what happens when Mommy kisses Santa Claus:
How about poor Mrs. Santa? She works as hard as her man, and gets no love from the masses:
Finally, there are the elves who do 99% of the actual work:
Although, how any toy-making gets done with felt arms and a pine cone body is beyond me. I usually love these little fellas, but there is something off-putting about a pine-cone body.
Hope you enjoyed this week’s Holiday Horrors. Don’t despair, there are plenty more to post, plus we’re finding more every week. Maybe we can have Christmas all year-long–right kids? Someone stop me NOW!