Thanksgiving is nearly upon us, and we are all encouraged to think about the myriad things that we are thankful for. Since we have a warped sensibility, we are thankful for all the bad things we find.
I usually love these kinds of decorations, but not when they are giving all and sundry the stink eye:
Just so we remember what real turkeys look like, here is a link to that noble bird. Beautiful, he ain’t, but I still prefer the authentic to these two:
I’m thankful that these are candles, so they could be lit, burned, and theoretically improved. Given the vast amount of lovely Thanksgiving decorations out there, why would you choose these two turkeys? As an aside, exactly what are those things at the candle turkeys’ feet?
We saved the weirdest thing for last, drum roll please:
May we present Larry from The Three Stooges as a pilgrim doll? I know, this is bizarre, but nothing says Thanksgiving and pilgrims like the Stooges–right? We’re sure it’s Larry Fine ’cause the doll has a tag; otherwise Larry would be about my last guess. However, my computer savvy, beloved husband pointed out to me that the Stooges played pilgrims in the short film, Back to the Woods. Soitenly, I reply, but why make a pilgrim Stooge doll? OMG, do you think there are versions of all Three Stooges as pilgrims? Now there IS something to be thankful for–not finding the other two!
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